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How to be abducted by aliens

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Posted: Tue Mar 18th, 2008 06:18 pm

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How to Get Abducted by Aliens By eHow Culture & Society Editor
Work-a-day routines dominate the lives of most everyone today. While some may enjoy the routine of the banal, others have a need to change things up. What could be a better than a break from the norm than an experience with the paranormal. Getting abducted by aliens is not for everyone but can be a nice change of pace.

Step 1:
Move to the nearest trailer park. Aliens are reluctant to abduct people from structures that are attached to the earth. It possibly has something to do with aliens being travelers themselves. Whatever the reason, the potential abductee needs to sell that four-bedroom home and get to a double-wide as soon as possible.

Step 2:
Quit work. Aliens are fiscally responsible beings and do not want to take productive members of the workforce out of commission for an extended period. After all, if they abducted enough economically productive members of our society eventually the economy would collapse. A collapsed economy and chaos would be counterproductive because the aliens want us to continue living life as normally as possible while their studies move forward.
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Be open to new experiences. This is perhaps the most overlooked aspect of alien abduction. Simply having an open mind can make a person more accepting to the various probes and experiments aliens conduct. Aliens need people willing to look at things from a different perspective or the abduction will not be a win-win situation.
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Have plenty of time to spare. Alien abductions take time and if someone has busy schedule it will just not work for either party. A person needs to have plenty of leisure time for an alien abduction because, after all, the aliens control when an abductee returns. The last thing a person needs is to return from an abduction and have to catch up on appointments and responsibilities.

See this information at the following site.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2068129_get-abducted-aliens.html

And NO I didn't make it up LOL

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Posted: Tue Mar 18th, 2008 07:01 pm

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Okay, now I am moving to a trailer park and not working anymore.

LOL

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Posted: Sun Aug 17th, 2008 06:46 pm

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LOL That's "RICH" no pun intendid.

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Posted: Sat Mar 7th, 2009 09:02 am

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I can't believe that's for real!! too funny!!

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Posted: Thu Apr 9th, 2009 03:49 am

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Okay, this is nuts. Hard to believe it is a real article, cause it sounds like a joke. I better get one of those hats, or I just might be on my way to being abducted. LOL!!!!

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Posted: Tue Apr 14th, 2009 06:42 pm

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i wear a tinfoil hat, it's scrambles the signals!!

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Posted: Wed Apr 15th, 2009 06:02 pm

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I wear a tinfoil hat just because it looks good on me! :shock:

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Posted: Wed Apr 15th, 2009 06:22 pm

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lol!!

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Posted: Tue Nov 17th, 2009 11:30 pm

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Just one moment. Let me get my toothbrush and a clean pair of underwear and I will be right with you. LOL

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Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 04:54 am

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Yea, I think I fit the qualifications, espicially since I am not working at the present. Sometimes I think about this stuff, and wonder about all the abductions that they say happen. It is kinda eerie, espicially because you don't know what kind of tests they would do on you if they abducted you. I can't speak for anyone else, but don't you think it would kinda freak you out a little? Ghosts I can handle, but aliens I am not sure????

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Posted: Wed Nov 18th, 2009 04:31 pm

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You're right on point there, Spiderweb - the thought of being abducted is quite frightening - I lived in New England as a kid and that's where many of the earlier claimed abductions apparently took place - the newest sighting in Fryberg, Maine was just over the New Hampshire border - for now at least, I'm glad that I live in Florida where lots of UFOs have been spotted, but to my knowledge there have been no alleged abductions! Nightowl :shock:

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Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 01:28 am

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Nightowl wrote: I wear a tinfoil hat just because it looks good on me! :shock:

Here you go Nightowl, I found you a hat maker.

http://science.discovery.com/videos/ten-ways-alien-telepathy.html

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Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 04:56 pm

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Well, it's looks as if I qualify for an alien abduction! At the moment I'm living in a travel trailer and I'm not working, so I'm good to go! Beam me up Scottie!

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